1.)How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A bed in the stockroom an huge smiles on all the bosses faces.
2.)If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
3.)Why do blondes drive VW's?
Because they can't spell PORSCHE.
4.)How does a blonde kill a fish?
She drowns it.
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Funny, but not for me.... :))
A BLONDE
PS: Wll, here are some more...
1.
- What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
- Oh no, I'm going to fall again!
2.
- How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
- It has a stamp on it.
3.
- What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
- Pregnant.
4.
- What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
- "Are you sure it's mine?"
5.
- Why do blondes wear underwear?
- To keep their ankles warm.
6.
- What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
- Artificial intelligence.
ENOUGH FOR TODAY!
They are funny.
I have some blonde prisoners. If they won't laugh, then they'll be first on the list.
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